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Sunday, September 30, 2012

GREAT ETSY STORE - Back To Zero

Love these pretty clothes pins and cord for your bunting!

Goreous lace with a sticky side for crafting and scrapbooking!



Lots of different straws in great colours, takes me back to my childhood!


Beautiful cupcake wrappers!
 
Pretty crafting tape!
                       
Canvas bags!
 

Great selection!

I just came across a great Etsy store and wanted to share some of their goodies with you.  If you love crafting or scrapbooking you will love this store!  For me I really love the lace tapes and can think of many uses for those!

Also if you love bunting you will love their clothes pins and cord products for hanging and displaying your bunting!

Check out this great Etsy store BACK TO ZERO by clicking HERE.

 


Thursday, September 27, 2012

LOVE THESE AND HAD TO SHARE......


I had to share these, they are so funny and my favourites are numbers 6 and 7, let me know which ones are your favourite.  Enjoy reading these and smile!
 
 
1. King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites.  His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.  Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan.
 
Croesus said, "I'll give you 100,000 dinars for it."

"But I paid a million dinars for it," the King protested.  "Don't you know who I am? I am the king!"

Croesus replied, "When you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are." 

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2. Evidence has been found that William Tell and his family were avid bowlers. Unfortunately, all the Swiss League records were destroyed in a fire, ...and so we'll never know for whom the Tells bowled. 

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3. A man rushed into a busy doctor's surgery and shouted, "Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!" 

The doctor calmly responded, "Now, settle down.  You'll just have to be a little patient."

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4. An Indian chief was feeling very sick, so he summoned the medicine man. After a brief examination, the medicine man took out a long, thin strip of elk rawhide and gave it to the chief, telling him to bite off, chew, and swallow one inch of the leather every day.

After a month, the medicine man returned to see how the chief was feeling. 

The chief shrugged and said, "The thong is ended, but the malady lingers on."

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 5. A famous Viking explorer returned home from a voyage and found his name missing from the town register. His wife insisted on complaining to the local civic official, who apologised profusely saying, "I must have taken Leif off my census."

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 6. There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deer skin, one slept on an elk skin, and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin.  All three became pregnant. The first two each had a baby boy.  The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This just goes to prove that... the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides. (Some of you may need help with this one).

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7. A sceptical anthropologist was cataloguing South American folk remedies with the assistance of a tribal elder who indicated that the leaves of a particular fern were a sure cure for any case of constipation.  When the anthropologist expressed his doubts, the elder looked him in the eye and said, "Let me tell you, with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."